As parents, I think we all have moments with our child, that makes us shake our heads and say to ourselves, "This is something I don't want to EVER forget." We have so many of these moments, and I am going to really try to remember them. I will probably have to update this post quite a few times because there are several things I don't want to ever forget!
- Nearly a year ago, I was doing laundry and my husband left his keys in his pocket (with our remote to our car). He left the remote on the dryer and never picked it up. Last April (4 months later), I was sitting in the living room, talking with my grandma (early on a Saturday morning). All of the sudden, my car alarm started going off. I furiously searched the house for my keys, afraid my car horn had wakened the neighbors. In my fury to find my remote, I didn't notice that Andrew was going nuts at the screen door--excited that the car was making noise. I grabbed the remote and turned it off and had a seat. A minute later, it started going off again. This time Andrew was going NUTS--excited the alarm was going off (Mom, look, Look MOM!!!! and I was getting overwhelmed thinking that something was wrong with my car, so I kinda ignored him. Suddenly, I thought about the remote on the dryer. I ran downstairs and looked on the dryer. It wasn't there. By this time the car was repetitively going off. I would turn it off and it would come back on, off...on, off...on! I grabbed the phone and called my husband to let him know I couldn't find the remote and the car alarm was broken or the remote which was now lost had a short in it. Cody said, I actually put the remote on the piano this morning...I ran back up stairs and looked. I screamed, "It's not there!" Meanwhile, the car was going off, on, off, on. Andrew was screaming and laughing. I looked at him...he had the remote in his hand...his little fingers pushing the panic button!
- Ever since we took him out of school, I have tried to do circle time here at home. Tonight, I said, "Andrew, it's time for circle time!" He responded, "No it not. Dis not school, it's a house-room!"
- If you ask him why he did something, he always puts his hands in the air and says, "Cause why..."
- The other day, I took him to the movie theater and we were sneaking in the candy in my sister's purse (sorry, I don't want to pay $6 for candy I can purchase for $1). Andrew wanted to carry the candy in all by himself. So, I explained that the candy in Sara's purse was a secret. We got to the concession counter and Andrew started crying for sour straws. I told him, No, that's icky candy. Mommy is buying you a special movie snack that comes with fruit snacks. He started crying, "I don't want yucky purse candy!!!!!!"
- Everytime he goes #2, he runs out of the bathroom, "Come look at my snake!" Once he was a little constipated and had little nuggets in the potty. He ran out and said, "Mommy, I have lots of snakes!" Last night, he was in bed and had a reaction to his antibiotics so, he had his first poopoo accident in a long time. I took his pull up off of him and he said, "Ooooooh, Mommy, dats lots of chocolate!"
- Whenever we do laundry, he puts the basket over his head and says (in his best robot voice), "I-AM-A-ROBOT-I-AM-A-ROBOT!"
- There are times when our little guy gets in trouble and he has to go to time out. He starts yelling, "I be happy, I be good boy!"
- We are the new Brangelina. When he gets excited and wants both of us, he calls us "Dommy or Moddy.
- I laid him down for nap time a few months ago and he was so quiet, I thought he was asleep. Against my better judgement, I did not go and check to ensure he was asleep. After a while though, I started thinking to myself, He's been SO quiet and he's been asleep for a while. So I went and checked. He had snuck into the kitchen, grabbed a spoon AND the Nesquick box and had himself a chocolate snack. When I went to check he heard me and threw the spoon and the box behind himself. I was met with a child COVERED in chocolate, with a HUGE grin. He looked at me and said, "You happy mommy?"
- The best thing our little guy tells us is, "I wove you!"